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Posted inArticle, Politics and Movements: US

Arizona Confronting Awkward Realization That Gay People Have Money, Buy Stuff

Andy Borowitz PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report)—The state of Arizona found itself in the middle of a conundrum today as it awoke to the awkward realization that gay people have money and buy stuff. Just days after the Arizona legislature passed a law that would enable businesses to discriminate against gays, it emerged that gays spend […]