Who will hear their cries? The Affordable Care Act has already
unleashed a plague on our country: butthurt conservatives, whose
butthurt medical needs are being completely ignored.
The sound, vigorous spanking by--of all people--Justice Roberts, 30 million Americans getting coverage, and because PREEXISTING CONDITIONS ARE IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING has resulted in a wave of redness, welts, and soreness.
Judging from symptoms displayed on Facebook, there seems to be no
balm, lotion or tincture to soothe their butthurtedness. They can't
really move--every other advanced industrial nation has universal
access to decent medical care. So that fucking sucks.
But remember, no whining! After getting all that health care LITERALLY
SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT, that will only cause chafing and irritation.
Directed by Andy Cobb
Written by Andy Cobb, Josh Funk, Marc Warzecha, Michael Damanskis
Produced by Jeph Porter and Meghan O'Brien
Starring Brian Hunt and Steve Sears
Ticket Agent: Mary Allwright
Ticket Buyer: Isaac Burgess von Hallberg
Published on Jul 2, 2012 by TheSecondCityNetwork