Category: Political Humor

Tags: obamacare, satire, parody, comedy, second, city, andy, cobb, the, partisans, health, care, healthcare, aca, obama, president, individual

Who will hear their cries? The Affordable Care Act has already unleashed a plague on our country: butthurt conservatives, whose butthurt medical needs are being completely ignored. The sound, vigorous spanking by--of all people--Justice Roberts, 30 million Americans getting coverage, and because PREEXISTING CONDITIONS ARE IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING has resulted in a wave of redness, welts, and soreness. Judging from symptoms displayed on Facebook, there seems to be no balm, lotion or tincture to soothe their butthurtedness. They can't really move--every other advanced industrial nation has universal access to decent medical care. So that fucking sucks. http://www.stanford.edu/class/e297c/poverty_prejudice/soc_sec/health.htm But remember, no whining! After getting all that health care LITERALLY SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT, that will only cause chafing and irritation. Directed by Andy Cobb http://www.twitter.com/andycobb Written by Andy Cobb, Josh Funk, Marc Warzecha, Michael Damanskis Produced by Jeph Porter and Meghan O'Brien Starring Brian Hunt and Steve Sears Ticket Agent: Mary Allwright Ticket Buyer: Isaac Burgess von Hallberg Published on Jul 2, 2012 by TheSecondCityNetwork

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