Category: Political Humor

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Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. By Hugh Atkin From The Raw Story: An Australian man has created what may be the best video of the 2012 election season so far. Hugh Atkin, an Australian lawyer who has been creating viral videos on YouTube since 2007, has produced a parody of rapper Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" The video begins with a mashup of President Barack Obama asking, "Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?" The parody goes on to piece together clips of the Republican presidential candidate speaking about his positions on the poor, abortion, contraception and immigration. It also mocks Romney's religion, his singing and the story about him forcing a dog to ride on the roof of his station wagon. "Uh with regards to abortion uh You can choose your own adventure. It's a Republican dementia, Romney raps. And I'm more concerned about the banks: They're unable to lend. Corporations are people, my friend. My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?? According to YouTube, the video had been viewed over 12,000 in less than 24 hours. youtube.com/hmatkin twitter.com/hmatkin Can I have your attention please. Can I have your attention please. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up. I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before. Jaws down on the floor. I'm not concerned about the very poor. Got it wrong. Sorry. That's not what I meant. I want every American to be in the top one percent. I'm really named Willard. That's my first name. I'm not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame. I like being able to fire people. "I'm Newt Gingrich." You're fired. "I'm Rick Santorum and I'm...." Fired Boom. Boom. Boom. "Conservative women love Mitt Romney." And I love cars and I love lakes. I'm running or office for Pete's sake. With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice? I firmly believe in my own singing voice. For purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plain. "Where were we at John?" Uh... with regards to abortion... uh.... You can choose your own adventure. It's a Republican dementia. And I'm more concerned about the banks: they're unable to lend. Corporations are people my friend. My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Understand I'm an exception. The Obama contraception. Not a vulture, I'm an eagle. Look I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals. There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks. Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what, ten thousand bucks? Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually. I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually. I have emotion and passion. That's a joke for the record. But if you want the soul of America restored, Come on board. Take your fair share and every Mormon wave your underwear. Sing the chorus, papa bear. I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney. All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating. So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney. All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating. So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. hmatkin on Mar 19, 2012

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